Ask a Crayon

Q: I enjoyed a world win romance with a famous sister that resulted in a $10 million televised wedding.  Everything was going great…at least I thought…but after 72 days my wife has filed for divorce and fled to Australia.  I am not ready to give up on our union.  Do you have any ideas? – Still in love in New Jersey

A: Letting go can be difficult.  We understand that.  For a last ditch effort how about surprising your divorcing bride with this:

We found it in the Neiman Marcus Christmas book.  They call it a Dream Folly but we call it a place for her to escape when you have once again screwed up and she needs some breathing room.  We’d also suggest deleting the word Minnesota from your vocabulary and also picking up  a day job while the lockout continues.  We hear Starbucks is always hiring.

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